One day I will see the world. I might not come back.
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Cats come in both liquid and solid form.

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thetowndrugdealer:

they gave condoms at school today, i got 2, 1 for each leg

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miss frizzle is runnin out of field trips 

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Eyebrow game strong

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collapsed:

My brother just pissed me off so I spit in his face after I was done yellin at him
And now I’m in my room sitting in fear bc I think he’s gonna come attack me now

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"I am fucking insane but my intentions are gold and my heart is pure."

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