hawti:

Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine

glowiinq:

~

my-cat-ate-my-homework:

leehasthekeyy:

precumming:

i didnt get a boner watching nickis anaconda video does that mean im gay? 

im gay and i got a boner

I’m a girl and I got a boner

genderfricking:

annameii:

jensenbatckles:

graphic-mortality:

This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

senior year I showed my volleyball team this video and we did this stretch before every game.

montem-sentiant
do u remember this
"Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man."
read this on here today and i haven’t stopped thinking about this quote since (via pluiedem)

rexuality:

if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

"The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies."
Anonymous  (via jdvlla)

I really really really hate capsicum

telephobe:

lntelligent:

henteye:

it’s so disgusting

i thought this said capitalism

i thought this said caprisun

youngblackandvegan:

jonesalicious:

So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people

Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea

Advice for freshman #2

cokeproblem:

suctioning:

whoredinarygirl:

cokeproblem:

Your backpacks should not be bigger than you

don’t listen to her. make your backpack double your weight so you can be the strongest

dont even bring a backpack take a luggage

they’re trying to slow you down so you make easy prey, ignore them

didyoumissme-221b:

feline-ranger:

causenotsymptom:

malformalady:

Glass headstones

Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.

I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.

There are two kinds of people