Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?
Me: The Vending Machine
i didnt get a boner watching nickis anaconda video does that mean im gay?
im gay and i got a boner
I’m a girl and I got a boner
if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious
it’s so disgusting
i thought this said capitalism
i thought this said caprisun
So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people
Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea
Your backpacks should not be bigger than you
don’t listen to her. make your backpack double your weight so you can be the strongest
dont even bring a backpack take a luggage
they’re trying to slow you down so you make easy prey, ignore them